my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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