It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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