chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I AM VODKA MAN
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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