Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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