he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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