New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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