you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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