omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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