mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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