Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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