if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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