I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
he thought i was a dude.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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