i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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