Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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