My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
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