you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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