To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I think people are normalizing furries
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize
