Sponge bath it is.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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