he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Randomize
