physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize