grandma shit on top of the toilet
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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