His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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