I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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