do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
