Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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