yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Boobs are out for the taking
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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