Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Shame - the story of my life.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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