Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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