there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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