erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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