But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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