Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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