we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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