nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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