I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
No...this little piggys going to the bar
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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