i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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