I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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