She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Randomize
