he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
