Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Are these your boobs on my camera?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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