My hand turned me down
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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