her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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