No awkward lesbian experiences without me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
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