So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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