I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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