there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Boobs speak an international language.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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