hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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