As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
