Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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