what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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