you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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