Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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