bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
