I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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