Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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